Fic prompt - Making new humans
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lostandfoundlrp“How do you make new humans?”
Well, pink lady…. A day ago I didn't know what humans were, or that I was one. But I do remember that you can't take a burger out of a guy's hand or a baby eventually turns up in your belly?
So I definitely remember that sex exists. It's our favourite thing, you can tell by the way we are already making jokes about it.
“Well, when a male and a female…”
One of the guys walks past. “This is a conversation I want to see...”
“Go away, male. Unless you want to watch me go the same colour as her.”
“There are two kinds of humans?” Pearl is confused.
“To make a baby you need two particular kinds.” I sound more confident than I am. “Then they sort of fit themselves together?” Probably. I'm sure I've done that. Haven't I?
“A fusion?”
I honestly don't remember. Surely one of those science obsessed people has it written down somewhere...
“Sort of. Then the baby grows inside the woman.”
“Where does the man go?” Pearl is confused. Me too.
“He doesn't go anywhere?”
“So they don't fuse?”
“Little bits of them fuse. You start with two people. Then they make a third other person.”
“Inside the woman?”
“Definitely.” I wave a hand in the direction of generally my belly.
“How does it get out?”
“The… out the same way it got in there?”
There is an expression for this I'm sure. Something about leading the blind...
Well, pink lady…. A day ago I didn't know what humans were, or that I was one. But I do remember that you can't take a burger out of a guy's hand or a baby eventually turns up in your belly?
So I definitely remember that sex exists. It's our favourite thing, you can tell by the way we are already making jokes about it.
“Well, when a male and a female…”
One of the guys walks past. “This is a conversation I want to see...”
“Go away, male. Unless you want to watch me go the same colour as her.”
“There are two kinds of humans?” Pearl is confused.
“To make a baby you need two particular kinds.” I sound more confident than I am. “Then they sort of fit themselves together?” Probably. I'm sure I've done that. Haven't I?
“A fusion?”
I honestly don't remember. Surely one of those science obsessed people has it written down somewhere...
“Sort of. Then the baby grows inside the woman.”
“Where does the man go?” Pearl is confused. Me too.
“He doesn't go anywhere?”
“So they don't fuse?”
“Little bits of them fuse. You start with two people. Then they make a third other person.”
“Inside the woman?”
“Definitely.” I wave a hand in the direction of generally my belly.
“How does it get out?”
“The… out the same way it got in there?”
There is an expression for this I'm sure. Something about leading the blind...
